The Most Entertaining Dating App Posts of the Week

Eleonora Bader

Feb 21, 2024 12:00 PM EST

Swipe left, swipe right, but whatever you do, don't stop swiping. You never know what (or who) is going to be around the corner…. says every dating app, ever.

The honest truth is that dating apps are designed to put you up for failure. They don't care about you per se, they care about your money. So keep the cash flowing, is what they're really saying. Once in a blue moon things actually work out. This is good because it means the app failed at its job to make you unhappy. But no relationship lasts forever, so eventually you find yourself back where you started. Swiping away, wishing your type would show up. Even when your type shows up, they surprise you with zero chemistry. Apparently not all attractive people are nice. Who would have thought? Alright, that's enough bitterness for today. Can you tell I'm single? Check out the dating app fails below, and when you're done, here is a woman who bought a laptop from a dude online, only to try getting all her money back after she'd used it to store pictures from her vacation. What a Karen.